Press Secretary Disaster Response
We were devastated to hear about the 8.7 magnitude earthquake in Boulder, Colorado. We were watching the news and saw the horrid sight, concerned for all those involved. It is reported that 27 students have been discovered deceased, many more are still unaccounted for by friends and family. This makes us, the constitutionalists, absolutely worried. The damage has been estimated at about 120 million dollars. We keep the families of the loved ones who we lost in our thoughts and our prayers. Our plan is to give 10 grand to each of the families of the loved ones who we lost. The value of a human life is great in value, greater than any amount of money, but we hope that sending money to these families can help them through these rough times.
Spin Doctor Scandal Response
It has been said that my presidential candidate Ashton Toborg had a physical relationship with a former secretary of our campaign and was paid to keep quiet.
Vice Presidential Debate Notes
Main points from the debate include that our party will only mandate standardized testing in 5th through 8th grade, but will allow schools individually to mandate testing in any grade as they see fit. Also, our party will mandate that any person 16-20 wanting to purchase marijuana will need a permission card, and doses will be sold in limited amounts to those people.